RT @howardtayler: "Every time you break isolation, someone will die," said the djinn. "But it will be a person you do not know." "Harsh,…
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@cogno Can’t, because I wouldn’t have read your question.
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@corinnaliscumb https://t.co/KnTDl5ptFn
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@BermudezWrites A helpful article https://t.co/KnTDl5ptFn
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
It figures that International Women's Day is 4.1% shorter than all the other days.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
@dtinney53 So far away-hay-hay
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I was walking through the park and there was a big noise behind me and I looked and it was a flock of seagulls and I ran....
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
RT @MOSAICBC: Matt Musselman talks cultural power dynamics & that Canada is one of least hierarchical structures in world#IPC2019 https://t…
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
The bakery charged me $6 for a basic fruit-filled pastry and I thought man the turnover is high in this place.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
No one has mis-tagged me when talking about shellfish since Nov 2018, and honestly it's a little lonely these days.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Why don't people named Jennifer just walk into Starbuckses and take whatever web order is sitting there with their… https://t.co/wu7xTp8vwz
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
An espresso machine is basically an Instant Pot for coffee.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
A california roll is just a crab burrito.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
20 minutes ago I started singing the words “egg separator” to the tune of “Smooth Operator” and now I can’t stop an… https://t.co/ndObuLaVnY
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
When someone's jokes are usually racist or sexist, they're telling you who they are: Someone whose laughter always… https://t.co/joYI7mwkNr
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Scarborough Fair? I wanted to go again this year but didn't have the thyme.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
@Tarahanstown @GeorgeStLive @oreillys_pub @Yellowbellybrew @ShamrockCityPub @kellyspub104 @greensleevespub… https://t.co/DWUA1QpG42
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That friend who has visited like 30 different countries and their living room is full of various knickknacks from a… https://t.co/3uzdjwWi5f
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That kid in school who was a member of every club (yearbook, drama club, science club, band, student council, etc)… https://t.co/r7CqoA1KEF
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/eNB5GfFjMM
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
RT @ItsDanSheehan: Rick & Morty should do an episode about how Rick's second favorite sauce is Universal Healthcare
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
RT @Miss604: RT @vanmayorsoffice: Latest numbers are over 4,000 here at the rally to #StandUptoRacism #vanpoli https://t.co/UH4bcrw1ZU
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RT @CTVVancouver: Watch live: Thousands of people are at Vancouver City Hall right now demonstrating against racism https://t.co/NJFEE8VjhH…
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Dude at party: Hey, I know you! Aren't you that guy that hung that list of theses on the cathedral at Wittenberg? Martin Luther: Nailed it.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Sometimes I wonder how many more saucy Shakespearean insults we missed out on simply because they didn't fit iambic pentameter.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Dim sum employee training materials, by Nine Inch Nails: "Bao down before the one you serve."
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
My name is Indigo Montons. You activated my phone's autocorrect. Prepare to diet.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Knock knock. Who's there? Canada. Canada who? We're sorry. The punchline to this joke is not available in your country.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
@wenderflonium Yeah, I find real experts show how they're good. The fake ones are the ones always telling everyone.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
When you're literally the only person in a big crowd who cheers at something. Awkward.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
@SBA4thString @timarland If I'm going to get "just okay" healthcare anyway, I'm much happier to get a 90% discount on it.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
@Reltio wanted to talk to you guys at Dreamforce16 but no booth. Arrange a meeting?
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
@filmfest_ca Between those extremes, there's a whole spectrum of "musicians' musicians" that have some neo fans, but mostly pros.
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@filmfest_ca I think there's a lot of avante garde work in that category. e.g. Schoenberg, Ives. But that's the other extreme.
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@filmfest_ca Don't know about "only" but frequently there are musicians I appreciate way more because "Hey, I saw what you did there!"
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
@theamysituation And when I moved to Canada from Texas in 2004, politics certainly factored in (but mostly for a job here)
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@theamysituation my friend @ddrucker moved to Canada directly because Bush won in 2004, if you want to meet a real life example.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
I had planned to make my own haggis from scratch, but then realized I didn't have the stomach for it.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
@Edhed Happy Birthday! (Airports or no)
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@DeepForger Please make a forgery from my photo! https://t.co/IP0Aokb3bA
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@danaditomaso Cool! Thanks for keeping the playlist alive!
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@Edhed It's as if the leader of a Canadian province is really into Star Wars.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
@unsuicide thinkFull was developed with content from @CMHABC, @mindyourmind_ca, et al, +consultation with psychiatrists and focus groups.
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Holiday stress getting to you? My team's IOS app can help remind you to focus on what's important. https://t.co/uNOWQ5UE2b #bethinkFull
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RT @DrElaineChin: Great new app, everyone should give this a try https://t.co/ZsKYva7Qm2
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@thinkfull It's been a long time since you used your Twitter account. Wondering if you'd be willing to part with it?
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
@timhoven What was the secret to getting Humin to work with your TELUS voicemail? I'm having the same problem.
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Any experienced Enterprise Architects in Vancouver or Toronto looking for a great job opportunity? Apply here https://t.co/5Vy2EZdnX0
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Found some pretty cool PowerPoint mockup templates for my new mobile app work. Nice. http://t.co/AzB53AiL9a via @keynotopia
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
@mtblackmon Indeed. Love me some frites, though, and Belgian food & beverages in general.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
@mtblackmon Yes, that's the way it's supposed to be done. Sadly, highly allergic to #mussels. #irony.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
@PEIFlavours I don't recall @Wiggidy_Whack taking any photos of me.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Hey onomatopoeia radio fans, I've moved the streaming audio station to Songza! Listen here: http://t.co/QJmrePeIHj
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Questions for TELUS? Ask them here: http://t.co/iYllaZlkLF
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
RT @VanObserver: Does bad service still get 15 percent tip in Vancouver? -- http://t.co/P8eUPcOH7q
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RT @dbarefoot: I think "to de-cc", as in "remove from the CC field" should become a thing.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Wow this week went by fast. Happy Friday! What kind of wonderful is planned for your weekend?
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Stephen Sadove Saks CEO: instead of EBITDA, Wall Street SHOULD be asking "How are your people? How is your culture?" @ChesterElton #TheArtOf
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If you lead not because you like it, but because you care so much you do it anyway, people will line up to follow you. #TheArtOf @susancain
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@joshduv re Nemo being extrovert, dad being introvert: totally.
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Extroverted fish may get more food and mates, but also are the ones who swim straight into the trap. @susancain at #TheArtOf Leadership
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"By the time introverts finalize what they want to say, the meeting is already over." @susancain at #TheArtOf Leadership
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@rcousine I think Ron Johnson overestimated his customers. Exciting pseudobargains just sell better than dull everyday better prices.
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Don't just copy others. Your challenge is to find what is unique about you and make it useful. @mwbuckingham at #TheArtOf Leadership
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"You are never going to get better as a leader by trying to apply strengths you simply don't have." @mwbuckingham at #TheArtOf
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Apple's culture is to serve people who are "geeked out by lickable technology." So sleek you want to lick it. @mwbuckingham #TheArtOf
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What's the difference between a wildly successful store and a failing one? It's the leader, stupid. @mwbuckingham at #TheArtOf Leadership
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Excited to hear Marcus Buckingham speak at #TheArtOf Leadership. Leadership Development in the Age of the Algorithm.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Nordstrom Rule #1: Use good judgment in all situations. There will be no additional rules. #theartof
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Love no longer exists at work. Good leaders know how to bring love back out of the closet. John Mackey at #theartof Leadership
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Anyone else I know attending #TheArtOf Leadership conference today?
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
I've been doing my epic chores and just leveled-up. I'm a Level 2 Stooping Dwarven Nerd-Do-Well now! #EpicWin http://t.co/eZ2RyQg6gA
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Thanks for the great Oracle presentation at TELUS this morning, @OracleAskTom.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
#VanILoveYouBecause you have the coolest urban wildlife anywhere. I don't care I they're sometimes a nuisance; they can live here too.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
"Vote now and an 8GB USB flash drive could be yours." They cost $6.99 at Future Shop. Vendor contest, you'll have to try harder.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Had a great time Saturday building a community garden in Surrey for TELUS Day of Giving! #CYDI #TDOG
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RT @jonnachicago: The youngest @Schlafly fan! #Schlafly Summer http://t.co/Rtc0G3vD
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Here's how records give you more of what you want! http://t.co/CDjPzy1t
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
I might go to The Head and the Heart @ Commodore Ballroom. http://t.co/h03wtC4
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
@cogno From my own quitting exp, be cruel to be kind. Check up on them. Allow them no exceptions. They'll thank you later.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
I might go to Neko Case @ Malkin Bowl. http://l.songkick.com/7f2b
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I'm not even watching the game this time, and it's still making me a crazy person. #Canucks
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
I might go to Architecture In Helsinki @ Venue. http://l.songkick.com/68mM
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Treated myself to a professional shave with my haircut today at Waverley Barbershop downtown. Hot towels, lotion ... Man, am I relaxed now.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
I might go to Submarines @ Biltmore Cabaret. http://l.songkick.com/51Oa
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Don't know if Yann Tiersen is going to be good but the opening act, Breathe Owl Breathe, was awesome fun. :)
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Doesn’t it seem odd that folks who work for you... http://t.co/8Ynf7Cr via @bingofuel
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Played #StoneAge today http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/34635 #bggplay
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I know I've shared it before, but I still can't seem to get tired of this song.... ♫ http://blip.fm/~wb8xj
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Played #ThePillarsoftheEarth today http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/24480 #bggplay
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Played #Macao today http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/55670 #bggplay
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Today we've been spit on by a llama, burped on by a yak, and licked by a buffalo.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
"The Five Ghosts" is the best Stars album/EP in a little while. It's still no Set Yourself on Fire or Heart, but ... ♫ http://blip.fm/~u052s
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Found a copy of the Bongos Bass & Bob LP for only $25 (often sells for $200). Praying the post workers don't fold it to fit in mailbox. :-S
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
2 cups in a pint, right? Not according to the measuring cup at the dollar store, which has about 7c = 3pint. No wonder it's only $1
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Parked and fed the meter, only to find out my favorite breakfast place in New West no longer serves breakfast. :(
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
On a cruise ship sized ocean ferry across the Baltic drinking a Lapin Kulta and listening to Finns sing karaoke. How blissfully surreal. :)
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
OK. I think Tallinn beats Bruges for most awesome medieval city. Marzipan, spiced beer, castles, cathedrals - who needs Renn faires?
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Waking up in Tallinn, Estonia, a beautiful medieval capital with an obsession with marzipan sweets. My kind of place. :)
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Last night in St Petersburg ended with a canal cruise. I'll miss this place. And its awesome food. :-/
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Done with dinner at an (inexplicably) Uzbekistani + sushi restaurant. I pet a bear today, and saw Trotsky's prison cell and Peter I's grave.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
All day wandering around the Hermitage = a lifetime of art. And sore feet. Feet better after a heavy Russian meal
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
End of 1st day in St Petersburg. Tough when speaking minimal Russian, but so beautiful. And Georian restaurant: yum.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Nothing like crossing paths with a seeing-eye poodle to restore life's sense of mystery
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
is eating dinner next to the table where Shane Koyczan (the slam poet from the Olympics) is celebrating his birthday. Said hi - nice guy :)
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Woohoo, tax stuff all done for this year. Time to unwind :)
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Sitting on the SkyTrain next to a semi-famous TV and/or film actor, but I can't for the life of me recall his name. Hm. Kind of cool still.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Tasting myself silly at the Vancouver International Wine Festival
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Looking forward to a rainy day lunch at On On Wonton House
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Melodium is the background music of the week.... ♫ http://blip.fm/~otnse
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
listening to "Melodium - Flacana 5" ♫ http://blip.fm/~osyly
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Either that was a 4ft woman wearing a brown parka with a pointy hood, or I just crossed paths with a Jawa. Must have been a Jawa.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
feels for the disabled guy whose Walkman just turned his cassette into linguini. Who's the cruel bastard that gave him a Walkman anyway?
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Perplexed about a generic DVI-to-VGA adaptor which mysteriously appeared in my work backpack. Did Connector Bunny visit me in the night?
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
@chrislemay doing well thanks. You?
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Cherry blossoms in full bloom, birds singing, guy mowing grass, a robin on a bush. I get it, Spring -- you don't have to shout. :)
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Perplexed that the TransLink ticket machines reject half the Canadian toonies you put into them, but will take foreign quarters just fine.
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
@chrislemay Have you ever seen the Demitri Martin skit about "Dragon Man?" (re face tattoos)
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
Oh Outlook, how hard would it have been, really, to have a Select All when I'm picking all the rules you somehow forgot to run this morning?
Posted On:  24th, March 2020
@johnbollwitt just saw the banana midget reply. Heh. What was the context?
Posted On:  24th, March 2020