RT @KurtKohlstedt: We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling to bring you a joyful deer prancing across a beach at sunrise 🦌 🌅 ht…
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@HossmanAtHome Like at our family reunion in 1990 when my mom told my teenage brother "Why are you bored? There are… https://t.co/OreoQZAg9U
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Devices: My volume setting will literally blow your speakers at 22. Manufacturers: Cool, let's make it go up to 50.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
OK #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/QimawaHLHM
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Me: Buys a basil plant to have fresh basil leaves whenever I want it. Also Me: Buys a package of basil leaves becau… https://t.co/uyXinlGKLt
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@soapachu Yep https://t.co/eq4icJqiq1
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@soapachu #BeeSides https://t.co/iMbbbYye7k
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
RT @rixxrin: I’ll be blunt: A lot of you would not have supported Martin Luther King Jr. back in the day. You would have supported the Bir…
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@ingernet All day long I felt like it was someone’s birthday besides my boss. So I innately remembered, just didn’t connect whose.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Getting a little tired of "my husband is a cop and he's nice." Um, cool? But there's no gold star for "finished a w… https://t.co/13RKenJGTb
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@corinnaliscumb Right? "Maybe police would actually focus their 'serve and protect' roles better WITHOUT being all… https://t.co/PQEnKrAS5a
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@corinnaliscumb I'm sorry. The least I can say is that I know what it's like, a but.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
History teachers of the future: Okay, now we're just going to skip forward to 2020 when everything happened.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
I just used the old cliché "places to go, people to see, things to do" and realized that sounds patently stupid during a pandemic.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
And there was this one week during the pandemic where everybody started making weird foamy coffee. And then, just a… https://t.co/2AQB3WTI7W
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@moritherapy Got into a comment war once with a famous French board game designer over his new Native American them… https://t.co/kkslCB1mGl
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Me playing Animal Crossing: “What is with some of these crazy home furnishings? Nobody buys a terracotta warrior fo… https://t.co/22iMjmiTkL
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@DuaneStorey One of my offshore coworkers told me about "Family Man" on prime, an Indian crime drama where a man is… https://t.co/lQr8AljCTV
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@Dennisiskuku This morning I remembered the grounds but forgot to put the cup under the machine. I'm right there with you bud.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@nep COVID-19 hasn't even changed the American psyche while it's actively happening. :'(
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@corinnaliscumb https://t.co/cuz1hLJG4G
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@ssmarni A couple of our little neighbourhood markets do that: You tell them what you need at the front door and th… https://t.co/6K6YcUC3Nr
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
RT @howardtayler: "Every time you break isolation, someone will die," said the djinn. "But it will be a person you do not know." "Harsh,…
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@cogno Can’t, because I wouldn’t have read your question.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@corinnaliscumb https://t.co/KnTDl5ptFn
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@BermudezWrites A helpful article https://t.co/KnTDl5ptFn
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
It figures that International Women's Day is 4.1% shorter than all the other days.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@dtinney53 So far away-hay-hay
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I was walking through the park and there was a big noise behind me and I looked and it was a flock of seagulls and I ran....
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
RT @MOSAICBC: Matt Musselman talks cultural power dynamics & that Canada is one of least hierarchical structures in world#IPC2019 https://t…
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
The bakery charged me $6 for a basic fruit-filled pastry and I thought man the turnover is high in this place.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
No one has mis-tagged me when talking about shellfish since Nov 2018, and honestly it's a little lonely these days.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Why don't people named Jennifer just walk into Starbuckses and take whatever web order is sitting there with their… https://t.co/wu7xTp8vwz
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
An espresso machine is basically an Instant Pot for coffee.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
A california roll is just a crab burrito.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
20 minutes ago I started singing the words “egg separator” to the tune of “Smooth Operator” and now I can’t stop an… https://t.co/ndObuLaVnY
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
When someone's jokes are usually racist or sexist, they're telling you who they are: Someone whose laughter always… https://t.co/joYI7mwkNr
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Scarborough Fair? I wanted to go again this year but didn't have the thyme.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@Tarahanstown @GeorgeStLive @oreillys_pub @Yellowbellybrew @ShamrockCityPub @kellyspub104 @greensleevespub… https://t.co/DWUA1QpG42
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That friend who has visited like 30 different countries and their living room is full of various knickknacks from a… https://t.co/3uzdjwWi5f
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That kid in school who was a member of every club (yearbook, drama club, science club, band, student council, etc)… https://t.co/r7CqoA1KEF
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/eNB5GfFjMM
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
RT @ItsDanSheehan: Rick & Morty should do an episode about how Rick's second favorite sauce is Universal Healthcare
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
RT @Miss604: RT @vanmayorsoffice: Latest numbers are over 4,000 here at the rally to #StandUptoRacism #vanpoli https://t.co/UH4bcrw1ZU
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RT @CTVVancouver: Watch live: Thousands of people are at Vancouver City Hall right now demonstrating against racism https://t.co/NJFEE8VjhH…
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Dude at party: Hey, I know you! Aren't you that guy that hung that list of theses on the cathedral at Wittenberg? Martin Luther: Nailed it.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Sometimes I wonder how many more saucy Shakespearean insults we missed out on simply because they didn't fit iambic pentameter.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Dim sum employee training materials, by Nine Inch Nails: "Bao down before the one you serve."
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
My name is Indigo Montons. You activated my phone's autocorrect. Prepare to diet.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Knock knock. Who's there? Canada. Canada who? We're sorry. The punchline to this joke is not available in your country.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@wenderflonium Yeah, I find real experts show how they're good. The fake ones are the ones always telling everyone.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
When you're literally the only person in a big crowd who cheers at something. Awkward.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@SBA4thString @timarland If I'm going to get "just okay" healthcare anyway, I'm much happier to get a 90% discount on it.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@Reltio wanted to talk to you guys at Dreamforce16 but no booth. Arrange a meeting?
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@filmfest_ca Between those extremes, there's a whole spectrum of "musicians' musicians" that have some neo fans, but mostly pros.
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@filmfest_ca I think there's a lot of avante garde work in that category. e.g. Schoenberg, Ives. But that's the other extreme.
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@filmfest_ca Don't know about "only" but frequently there are musicians I appreciate way more because "Hey, I saw what you did there!"
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@theamysituation And when I moved to Canada from Texas in 2004, politics certainly factored in (but mostly for a job here)
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@theamysituation my friend @ddrucker moved to Canada directly because Bush won in 2004, if you want to meet a real life example.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
I had planned to make my own haggis from scratch, but then realized I didn't have the stomach for it.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@Edhed Happy Birthday! (Airports or no)
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@DeepForger Please make a forgery from my photo! https://t.co/IP0Aokb3bA
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@danaditomaso Cool! Thanks for keeping the playlist alive!
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@Edhed It's as if the leader of a Canadian province is really into Star Wars.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@unsuicide thinkFull was developed with content from @CMHABC, @mindyourmind_ca, et al, +consultation with psychiatrists and focus groups.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Holiday stress getting to you? My team's IOS app can help remind you to focus on what's important. https://t.co/uNOWQ5UE2b #bethinkFull
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
RT @DrElaineChin: Great new app, everyone should give this a try https://t.co/ZsKYva7Qm2
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@thinkfull It's been a long time since you used your Twitter account. Wondering if you'd be willing to part with it?
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@timhoven What was the secret to getting Humin to work with your TELUS voicemail? I'm having the same problem.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Any experienced Enterprise Architects in Vancouver or Toronto looking for a great job opportunity? Apply here https://t.co/5Vy2EZdnX0
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Found some pretty cool PowerPoint mockup templates for my new mobile app work. Nice. http://t.co/AzB53AiL9a via @keynotopia
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@mtblackmon Indeed. Love me some frites, though, and Belgian food & beverages in general.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@mtblackmon Yes, that's the way it's supposed to be done. Sadly, highly allergic to #mussels. #irony.
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@PEIFlavours I don't recall @Wiggidy_Whack taking any photos of me.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Questions for TELUS? Ask them here: http://t.co/iYllaZlkLF
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
RT @VanObserver: Does bad service still get 15 percent tip in Vancouver? -- http://t.co/P8eUPcOH7q
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
RT @dbarefoot: I think "to de-cc", as in "remove from the CC field" should become a thing.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Wow this week went by fast. Happy Friday! What kind of wonderful is planned for your weekend?
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Stephen Sadove Saks CEO: instead of EBITDA, Wall Street SHOULD be asking "How are your people? How is your culture?" @ChesterElton #TheArtOf
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If you lead not because you like it, but because you care so much you do it anyway, people will line up to follow you. #TheArtOf @susancain
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@joshduv re Nemo being extrovert, dad being introvert: totally.
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Extroverted fish may get more food and mates, but also are the ones who swim straight into the trap. @susancain at #TheArtOf Leadership
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"By the time introverts finalize what they want to say, the meeting is already over." @susancain at #TheArtOf Leadership
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@rcousine I think Ron Johnson overestimated his customers. Exciting pseudobargains just sell better than dull everyday better prices.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Don't just copy others. Your challenge is to find what is unique about you and make it useful. @mwbuckingham at #TheArtOf Leadership
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
"You are never going to get better as a leader by trying to apply strengths you simply don't have." @mwbuckingham at #TheArtOf
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Apple's culture is to serve people who are "geeked out by lickable technology." So sleek you want to lick it. @mwbuckingham #TheArtOf
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What's the difference between a wildly successful store and a failing one? It's the leader, stupid. @mwbuckingham at #TheArtOf Leadership
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Excited to hear Marcus Buckingham speak at #TheArtOf Leadership. Leadership Development in the Age of the Algorithm.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Nordstrom Rule #1: Use good judgment in all situations. There will be no additional rules. #theartof
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Love no longer exists at work. Good leaders know how to bring love back out of the closet. John Mackey at #theartof Leadership
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Anyone else I know attending #TheArtOf Leadership conference today?
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
I've been doing my epic chores and just leveled-up. I'm a Level 2 Stooping Dwarven Nerd-Do-Well now! #EpicWin http://t.co/eZ2RyQg6gA
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Thanks for the great Oracle presentation at TELUS this morning, @OracleAskTom.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
#VanILoveYouBecause you have the coolest urban wildlife anywhere. I don't care I they're sometimes a nuisance; they can live here too.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
"Vote now and an 8GB USB flash drive could be yours." They cost $6.99 at Future Shop. Vendor contest, you'll have to try harder.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Had a great time Saturday building a community garden in Surrey for TELUS Day of Giving! #CYDI #TDOG
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
RT @jonnachicago: The youngest @Schlafly fan! #Schlafly Summer http://t.co/Rtc0G3vD
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Here's how records give you more of what you want! http://t.co/CDjPzy1t
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
@cogno From my own quitting exp, be cruel to be kind. Check up on them. Allow them no exceptions. They'll thank you later.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
I'm not even watching the game this time, and it's still making me a crazy person. #Canucks
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Treated myself to a professional shave with my haircut today at Waverley Barbershop downtown. Hot towels, lotion ... Man, am I relaxed now.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Don't know if Yann Tiersen is going to be good but the opening act, Breathe Owl Breathe, was awesome fun. :)
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Doesn’t it seem odd that folks who work for you... http://t.co/8Ynf7Cr via @bingofuel
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Played #StoneAge today http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/34635 #bggplay
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
I know I've shared it before, but I still can't seem to get tired of this song.... ♫ http://blip.fm/~wb8xj
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Played #ThePillarsoftheEarth today http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/24480 #bggplay
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Played #Macao today http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/55670 #bggplay
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Today we've been spit on by a llama, burped on by a yak, and licked by a buffalo.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
"The Five Ghosts" is the best Stars album/EP in a little while. It's still no Set Yourself on Fire or Heart, but ... ♫ http://blip.fm/~u052s
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Found a copy of the Bongos Bass & Bob LP for only $25 (often sells for $200). Praying the post workers don't fold it to fit in mailbox. :-S
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
2 cups in a pint, right? Not according to the measuring cup at the dollar store, which has about 7c = 3pint. No wonder it's only $1
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Parked and fed the meter, only to find out my favorite breakfast place in New West no longer serves breakfast. :(
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
On a cruise ship sized ocean ferry across the Baltic drinking a Lapin Kulta and listening to Finns sing karaoke. How blissfully surreal. :)
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
OK. I think Tallinn beats Bruges for most awesome medieval city. Marzipan, spiced beer, castles, cathedrals - who needs Renn faires?
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Waking up in Tallinn, Estonia, a beautiful medieval capital with an obsession with marzipan sweets. My kind of place. :)
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Last night in St Petersburg ended with a canal cruise. I'll miss this place. And its awesome food. :-/
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
Done with dinner at an (inexplicably) Uzbekistani + sushi restaurant. I pet a bear today, and saw Trotsky's prison cell and Peter I's grave.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
All day wandering around the Hermitage = a lifetime of art. And sore feet. Feet better after a heavy Russian meal
Posted On:  7th, January 2021
End of 1st day in St Petersburg. Tough when speaking minimal Russian, but so beautiful. And Georian restaurant: yum.
Posted On:  7th, January 2021