@CALCocoReads I was thinking almost exactly the same thing.
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Orders 106, 107, and 108 were all for people named Matt and I’ve never seen this much chaos at the local Popeye’s Chicken
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@SnarkySteff I agree about the playlists, but compared to all the other issues (artist compensation, etc) it seems… https://t.co/DqIDAw3ikp
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@CALCocoReads https://t.co/Cns4Vn88ou
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@CALCocoReads https://t.co/p2X7M6yOWX
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@SnarkySteff Maybe Snoop is to blame https://t.co/cxJHbICX9J
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@SnarkySteff I giggle about this too
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Nothing soothes the soul quite like a grass-fed 100% local organic nap
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"But I'm an ally!!!" they cry. "Ally my ass. You lack the astonishingly minimal willpower even to just NOT eat a ch… https://t.co/fxpGtlzdQ0
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Alright, hear me out: A beef dip sandwich, but instead of a bowl of broth, it's a bowl of soy sauce and wasabi. Yo… https://t.co/jujZIllmpd
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@CALCocoReads https://t.co/UtSH1i0AFJ
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Progressives: Weird people exist and that's okay. Conservatives: NO.
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@SnarkySteff Appoint clowns, get a circus.
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@nep Took me a minute. Dark. https://t.co/uk0YurvZSG
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I like pigeons. They have a perfectly good set of wings, but most of the time they decide “Nah it’s a nice day, I’m gonna walk.”
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RT @davidhogg111: Every parent in America needs to watch this https://t.co/xYT66r9QcW
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@CALCocoReads I'm not even a "fast cars and planes" kind of person and I really enjoyed it. The story felt almost m… https://t.co/fCwQMK7Tvx
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The founding fathers believed they had the right to own literal other human beings, but sure, explain to me again t… https://t.co/UapdJ50sOt
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@SnarkySteff I've seen several infographics about this Canadian phenomenon
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Hey "dwindling church attendance" crowd, I just wanted to point out that God apparently loves all the other countri… https://t.co/MEtmhMu8K1
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@CALCocoReads Not to mention kids in every country deal with bullying more or less equally. So that's obviously NOT IT.
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@SnarkySteff That's cool that air fryers are being treated more seriously. They can do some interesting things other kitchen gadgets can't.
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@SnarkySteff If it does turn out to be true, it provides a big head start for further Long COVID research, and a lo… https://t.co/Ey1S9W3NR2
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@SnarkySteff Yet another data point that strengthens the hypothesis that "Long COVID" is just ME/CFS, triggered by… https://t.co/R4g7UW97pf
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@CALCocoReads Same. So much same.
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@SnarkySteff I miss working there. It is indeed a pretty building. And the koi fish in the lobby follow you around!
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@SnarkySteff @baconhound And of course their pulled pork etc isn’t Texan at all but Canadians demand it
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@SnarkySteff @baconhound Okay now I see the whole thread. I recall it being more Central Texas. Dry, no marinade, s… https://t.co/Dm8aIhbUul
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@SnarkySteff @LFG_Compas Current situation https://t.co/U9j2BjHwaW
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@choral_composer It looks like chocolate foccaccia! https://t.co/GPHdze6m1o
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@SnarkySteff @baconhound I've lost the original question somehow. What kind of food detective work are we up to today?
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@SnarkySteff Having the same challenge with my new electric smoker. Its cord is only like 2’ long but it’s supposed… https://t.co/4aDbUpvxdM
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Now that we are all getting older, and our waistlines are getting harder and harder to manage, it’s important to re… https://t.co/lWjvTj7NYO
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@kelly_peters @tarahaelle A screenshot of how I created it, so I don't just seem like some rando on the internet. https://t.co/geAIOE1MDB
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@kelly_peters @tarahaelle It's my image, and yes you may. No attribution needed.
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"What's something that makes you angry?" Me: https://t.co/MEgwzNJ2f9
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@dangeredwolf (horrific thought) are the valid dictionary words . . . verified . . . client side as well? Like are… https://t.co/h7YGmQDXkn
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Me: [chronically ill] Someone I went to kindergarten with and didn't ask for their opinion: https://t.co/DL9FL59piu
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@BCChas @cogno If you're anywhere near Edmonds St, European Butcher Boy sells pork neck etc, and New Generation Foo… https://t.co/GBxO7sL7I8
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@darylmandrews Um, it's pretty clearly Joshua's Tree
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.@facebookapp is all, "Hey, you seem a little suicidal, buddy. Maybe cutting you off from all your friends and fami… https://t.co/dhfWU1yJAU
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Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty MS Excel: The glass is the first of February
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Pizza shop employee: Did you know that if you called us on the phone rather than using UberEats it would be $2 chea… https://t.co/sJ3b2FP6Ca
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@nep "So I Married an Axe Murderer" - it's almost all witty dialogue without too many visuals, and I used to have a… https://t.co/WqLSAluNvH
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And in case it hadn't occurred to you, even if the target of your nonconsensual roasting does laugh or perhaps isn'… https://t.co/tfY9q4AIcn
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I'm so sick of this "haha, I'm being hilariously cruel and people just can't take a joke these days" thing.
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If your idea of a "joke" is to roast someone, and laugh, and then blame their failure to laugh on lack of a sense o… https://t.co/WG1k4hFUlG
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@SnarkySteff This Argentinian wine is great and currently on sale for $11.99 at BCL https://t.co/UBA6Nwbrnk
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I was craving pizza but didn't have anything for a crust so I put cheese and tomato sauce on a flour tortilla and b… https://t.co/CHazoTsTKf
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Me: I ran out of leftover pizza and just dipped my finger in the ranch dressing to finish it. Priest: Also a little weird, but not a sin.
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@SenFoongLim Another one for you: Chronic Illness. Especially when the other designers have the childcare problem a… https://t.co/e6tDXm92pI
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@CatalogScanner #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/1trC5HK6tu
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Racist jokes are the tools white supremacist folks create to recruit casual racists into doing the work of normaliz… https://t.co/zgxas7ci2T
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@catalogscanner #ag https://t.co/eXI2BIk1TG
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@IamDanielChai It would be so delightfully confusing https://t.co/Hqr4ZteWju
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@SofiaWesterlund @HarvardBiz @tashaeurich Just listening to this now, and was looking up the origin of @tashaeurich 's quote
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Ancient humans discovering chili peppers: This food hurts. Let's eat more of them.
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@CALCocoReads Pro tip: Butter-sized tupperware for the fridge.
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RT @KurtKohlstedt: We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling to bring you a joyful deer prancing across a beach at sunrise 🦌 🌅 ht…
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@HossmanAtHome Like at our family reunion in 1990 when my mom told my teenage brother "Why are you bored? There are… https://t.co/OreoQZAg9U
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Devices: My volume setting will literally blow your speakers at 22. Manufacturers: Cool, let's make it go up to 50.
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OK #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/QimawaHLHM
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Me: Buys a basil plant to have fresh basil leaves whenever I want it. Also Me: Buys a package of basil leaves becau… https://t.co/uyXinlGKLt
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@soapachu Yep https://t.co/eq4icJqiq1
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@soapachu #BeeSides https://t.co/iMbbbYye7k
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RT @rixxrin: I’ll be blunt: A lot of you would not have supported Martin Luther King Jr. back in the day. You would have supported the Bir…
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@ingernet All day long I felt like it was someone’s birthday besides my boss. So I innately remembered, just didn’t connect whose.
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Getting a little tired of "my husband is a cop and he's nice." Um, cool? But there's no gold star for "finished a w… https://t.co/13RKenJGTb
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@corinnaliscumb Right? "Maybe police would actually focus their 'serve and protect' roles better WITHOUT being all… https://t.co/PQEnKrAS5a
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@corinnaliscumb I'm sorry. The least I can say is that I know what it's like, a but.
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History teachers of the future: Okay, now we're just going to skip forward to 2020 when everything happened.
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I just used the old cliché "places to go, people to see, things to do" and realized that sounds patently stupid during a pandemic.
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And there was this one week during the pandemic where everybody started making weird foamy coffee. And then, just a… https://t.co/2AQB3WTI7W
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@moritherapy Got into a comment war once with a famous French board game designer over his new Native American them… https://t.co/kkslCB1mGl
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Me playing Animal Crossing: “What is with some of these crazy home furnishings? Nobody buys a terracotta warrior fo… https://t.co/22iMjmiTkL
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@DuaneStorey One of my offshore coworkers told me about "Family Man" on prime, an Indian crime drama where a man is… https://t.co/lQr8AljCTV
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@Dennisiskuku This morning I remembered the grounds but forgot to put the cup under the machine. I'm right there with you bud.
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@nep COVID-19 hasn't even changed the American psyche while it's actively happening. :'(
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@corinnaliscumb https://t.co/cuz1hLJG4G
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@ssmarni A couple of our little neighbourhood markets do that: You tell them what you need at the front door and th… https://t.co/6K6YcUC3Nr
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RT @howardtayler: "Every time you break isolation, someone will die," said the djinn. "But it will be a person you do not know." "Harsh,…
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@cogno Can’t, because I wouldn’t have read your question.
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@corinnaliscumb https://t.co/KnTDl5ptFn
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@BermudezWrites A helpful article https://t.co/KnTDl5ptFn
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It figures that International Women's Day is 4.1% shorter than all the other days.
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@dtinney53 So far away-hay-hay
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I was walking through the park and there was a big noise behind me and I looked and it was a flock of seagulls and I ran....
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RT @MOSAICBC: Matt Musselman talks cultural power dynamics & that Canada is one of least hierarchical structures in world#IPC2019 https://t…
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The bakery charged me $6 for a basic fruit-filled pastry and I thought man the turnover is high in this place.
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No one has mis-tagged me when talking about shellfish since Nov 2018, and honestly it's a little lonely these days.
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Why don't people named Jennifer just walk into Starbuckses and take whatever web order is sitting there with their… https://t.co/wu7xTp8vwz
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An espresso machine is basically an Instant Pot for coffee.
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A california roll is just a crab burrito.
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20 minutes ago I started singing the words “egg separator” to the tune of “Smooth Operator” and now I can’t stop an… https://t.co/ndObuLaVnY
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When someone's jokes are usually racist or sexist, they're telling you who they are: Someone whose laughter always… https://t.co/joYI7mwkNr
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Scarborough Fair? I wanted to go again this year but didn't have the thyme.
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@Tarahanstown @GeorgeStLive @oreillys_pub @Yellowbellybrew @ShamrockCityPub @kellyspub104 @greensleevespub… https://t.co/DWUA1QpG42
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That friend who has visited like 30 different countries and their living room is full of various knickknacks from a… https://t.co/3uzdjwWi5f
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That kid in school who was a member of every club (yearbook, drama club, science club, band, student council, etc)… https://t.co/r7CqoA1KEF
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/eNB5GfFjMM
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RT @ItsDanSheehan: Rick & Morty should do an episode about how Rick's second favorite sauce is Universal Healthcare
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RT @Miss604: RT @vanmayorsoffice: Latest numbers are over 4,000 here at the rally to #StandUptoRacism #vanpoli https://t.co/UH4bcrw1ZU
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RT @CTVVancouver: Watch live: Thousands of people are at Vancouver City Hall right now demonstrating against racism https://t.co/NJFEE8VjhH…
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Dude at party: Hey, I know you! Aren't you that guy that hung that list of theses on the cathedral at Wittenberg? Martin Luther: Nailed it.
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Sometimes I wonder how many more saucy Shakespearean insults we missed out on simply because they didn't fit iambic pentameter.
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Dim sum employee training materials, by Nine Inch Nails: "Bao down before the one you serve."
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My name is Indigo Montons. You activated my phone's autocorrect. Prepare to diet.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Canada. Canada who? We're sorry. The punchline to this joke is not available in your country.
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@wenderflonium Yeah, I find real experts show how they're good. The fake ones are the ones always telling everyone.
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When you're literally the only person in a big crowd who cheers at something. Awkward.
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@SBA4thString @timarland If I'm going to get "just okay" healthcare anyway, I'm much happier to get a 90% discount on it.
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@Reltio wanted to talk to you guys at Dreamforce16 but no booth. Arrange a meeting?
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@filmfest_ca Between those extremes, there's a whole spectrum of "musicians' musicians" that have some neo fans, but mostly pros.
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@filmfest_ca I think there's a lot of avante garde work in that category. e.g. Schoenberg, Ives. But that's the other extreme.
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@filmfest_ca Don't know about "only" but frequently there are musicians I appreciate way more because "Hey, I saw what you did there!"
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@theamysituation And when I moved to Canada from Texas in 2004, politics certainly factored in (but mostly for a job here)
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@theamysituation my friend @ddrucker moved to Canada directly because Bush won in 2004, if you want to meet a real life example.
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I had planned to make my own haggis from scratch, but then realized I didn't have the stomach for it.
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@Edhed Happy Birthday! (Airports or no)
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@DeepForger Please make a forgery from my photo! https://t.co/IP0Aokb3bA
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