RT @RealSkipBayless Help me make this face-to-face debate finally happen: #SkipVsLeBron.
Posted On:  1st, December 2011
Uterus as a hat--bad idea?
Posted On:  1st, December 2011
RT @FirstWorldPains My arm is getting tired from holding my beer above the water in the jacuzzi. #firstworldpains
Posted On:  1st, December 2011
I like you as much as I like having diarrhea on my only day off this week.
Posted On:  1st, December 2011
I owe you nothing. You've already gotten a quarter of my check.
Posted On:  1st, December 2011
Are you that fucking dumb?
Posted On:  1st, December 2011
Im used to living near a large city. People here are dumb.
Posted On:  1st, December 2011
Please refrain from speaking if you haven't brushed your teeth. Thanks.
Posted On:  1st, December 2011
Mornings can bite my shiny ass.
Posted On:  1st, December 2011
I meant it when I said thanks for being patient. I won't thank you for the eye roll. Ass.
Posted On:  1st, December 2011
Who names a kid "Ham"? Seriously.
Posted On:  1st, December 2011
My pug is cuter than your kid. Sucks to be your family.
Posted On:  1st, December 2011
Nice turn signal, fuckwad.
Posted On:  1st, December 2011
When is it ok to not wash your hands after using potty? Never. You're gross.
Posted On:  1st, December 2011
Ugly kids shouldn't be on tv. They offend me. I dont want my handsome child knowing about vile humans this early in life.
Posted On:  1st, December 2011
Why do we let ppl smell? It shouldn't be offensive to hand out a bar of soap...
Posted On:  1st, December 2011
pits have finally dried. phew.
Posted On:  1st, December 2011